Tuesday 22 September 2009

"Third Floor Evens!"


Beze Hall: "Third Floor Evens"

This summer, as us first year's anxiously awaited our college adventure, amidst flurries of e-mails and letters we often found ourselves overwhelmed. Toward the end of the summer, after physical checks, scholarship applications, credit exchanges, and loan applications each of us received what we consider the most important e-mail of all. It answered the question as to who we would spend our dorm-sized quarters with for the next full year.

What we do now know is that Trinity University did a splendid job in compiling what now makes up the "Third Floor Evens!" This Blog is devoted to these select people. It may serve in any way we decide, but for now please allow me to put a few things in aspect.

Beze Occupants: Most Notable: RM, Jay Nester. His room is currently and conveniently marked with sidewalk chalk that reads "Pimps Only." Now, if he were ever to let you inside his domain you would (after recovering your loss of breath, of course) see black lights, red and blue neon trail lights along the ceiling corners and underneath his bed. It's a true marvel, like something out of a Star Trek Film. Because he occupies this room by himself he has pushed both of his beds together and has covered each with a King sized black velvet sheet set and a maroon cover. This is the "back of the club V.I.P" aspect of his room. He compliments these items with a huge flat screen television, connected to a PS3. In summary, he's just a fly guy.

Aliens to Beze Third Evens: Most Notable: "Rip-stick Girl" Her real name is unknown. She is notorious for riding her very 21st century skateboard around the third floor public balcony while talking on the phone. It's as if she rolls by on her side-winding pattern and lasso's my attention and wheels it behind her in thousands of third-story clockwise circles. She is welcome as a guest, but never quite makes the time in her workout routine to stop and say hello. Maybe her Jetson type transportation device doesn't have breaks, hmm?

Two eyewitnesses have seen her actually fall to the floor, phone in hand. Thankfully she recovered from the accident well, and lived to ride another day. We "third floor evens" are a wholesome people, and therefore often worry for her safety. The concern I have for her safety is so great I have decided to allow this blog to serve as a petition also. The main stipulation I want to achieve from this petition is to make our guest wear a skateboarding helmet to protect from any harm to her noggin she might experience from falling. Only 20 signatures are needed to make this happen, so lets work as a team on this one guys and girls!

Beze Events:

Thus far, two of our prestigious group members have seen birth dates come and go, one of which was mine. To whoever I haven't thanked, thank you for the drawings/colorings, cake, poster, cookies and overall awesome time, I won't forget it.

Let's make each of the residents here have similar birthdays! I suggest we form a birthday committee to ensure the success of each celebration. BTW, who has the next birthday?

Beze as a Tree-House:

Beze's third floor even side especially experiences this allusion. It is level with the split of branches in the White Oak, Elm, and Pecan trees that occupy the lawn that separates Beze and Herndon halls. It makes for a great study arena and place of meditation.





The purpose of this Blog is to provoke interesting conversation and cover various subjects in a more formal manner than we do in conversation. It should hopefully encourage openness of personality and gather us all even closer.

Thank You
Bryden McClure

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