Monday's are not spectacular. Monday's are slow, stressful, and full of the mundane tasks you avoid doing all weekend. But people, there is a solution to this, and it only costs $5. What "my boy" and I, Kimo Thorpe, have done is formulated the perfect counter to everything Monday involves that makes it so dreadful. It comes in the form of meat, vegetables, music and lighter's fluid.
Evidently, when these four items are mixed in perfect proportion the outcrop is a good time. Absurd, you say? On a Monday, impossible!
There lies my intended message. In a normal weekday, besides Monday of course, the average college student on Trinity's campus enjoys around 9 min. of enjoyment according to a recent poll of mine. On Monday's however, that time of enjoyment drops dramatically to an average of 33.7 seconds an hour. What we've done on these Monday Spectaculars (held consistently every Monday from 4-7 in the lawn between Beze and Herndon dorms) is gather all these lost seconds of enjoyment and pushed them together between these hours. If somewhere throughout your day you feel robbed of your 33.7 seconds, do not fret. It is I, or Kimo, that has taken your seconds. Your seconds have been carefully collected, not trashed or abused, but gathered for safe keeping to be let loose the second the clock hits 4p.m.. Ever regaining your seconds is thus impossible. The only way to not feel so bitter about being robbed is to attend! If by chance you’re reading this and it's an impossibility to attend the Spectacular, you either shouldn't worry. Your seconds will soon be radiating all over campus. To receive a small dosage of what you lost, close your eyes and listen carefully, if you hear music and laughter, that’s a group effort giving you back a small taste of your lost medicine.
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